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[King Crimson (1969)]

ALRIGHT, YOU WANNA KNOW FINE?! I ADMIT IT, I DON'T KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!! HE ERASES TIME BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! IF YOU ERASE TIME THEN SHOULDN'T HE NOT BE THERE?! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN- WHAT DOES HE MEAN HE ERASES TIME?! HE ERASES TIME BUT STUFF STILL HAPPENS IN IT!! HOW DOES HE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT WHEN HE ERASES IT?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME! FINE! YOU CAN FREEZE TIME AND YOU CAN TURN BACK TIME, BUT YOU CAN'T ERASE TIME!! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!! YOU ERASE TIME NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT!! I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS! I NEED TO KNOW! I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS, PLEASE!!! PLEASE, JUST TELL ME!! I NEED TO KNOW! SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT! ITS CONFUSING I DON'T KNOW, HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK?!?! HOW DOES IT WORK?! HOW DOES KING CRIMSON WORK PLEASE!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW HOW KING CRIMSON WORKS!!!!

LisaNikitina responds:

it just works

[Kanna Messed Up]

Reasonable enough excuse to waste rent money
(Dispatch,send roomba to threathen the landlord with flamethrowers if he dares evict them)

[Sliver Commission]

IT'S NO USE
TAAKEE THIS

[Scissor Susie]

but she has no scissors
reported for propaganda

BlueKnightSkeleton responds:

idk my dude said her hair are scissor lol

[Guacamole]

avocado has to be the most polarizing type of edible to exist, you either absolutely love it to the point where it's almost impossible to imagine a meal without it, or despise it so badly that the mere sight of it makes your eyes alone puke while your brain processes the oh so traumatic event how your mom told you that if you eat a slice of bread full of it you'll get to play the playstation for a whole day without interruptions,but even after you barely manage to take a bite she'd give you the playstation anyway since you atleast tried your best. i fall under the latter

also on a side note, it took me a hot minute to realize this is an actual animation and it completely glossed over my mind

TheShokBlok responds:

it's ok, I'll eat all of ur avocados for u (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

[Way even more silly goobers]

YO I KNOW WHO THE SECOND ONE IS! DUDE IT'S PETER GRIFFIN FROM AMERICAN DAD!

[Betty vs Daklil]

betty got mercy killed, she wouldn't be able to deal with daklil at 0.00002% of his power

[Do you like hurting other people]

russians with hair?! i thought only the leaders of the family have hair!
could this be part of the unreliable narration given by all the masked killers? could this be a call of a new theory?! did you just give me content to write a 1 hour video essay for?
oh wow..i gotta get a grip

TheShokBlok responds:

When you get violent all you see is red.
When you get ultra violent all you see is bald people.

[Behold! Banana]

This makes me want to make toast

SourCherryJack responds:

make sure the toaster is plugged in first

[Even more silly goobers]

Why did you draw numerous iterations of will smith?