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for many years,bowser believed that kidnapping a princess from the loving relationship of a plumber would prove his dominance over a kingdom filled with fungi, while hiding behind numerous fake castles and imposters of himself willing to take his own fall. as you can tell,his plans have proven time after time that he's far too beta to hold any meaningful influence,so beta in fact that even the fungi could develop awareness of the hierarchy. as a result, the dragon's manly esteem was so damaged,he believed that his only way to achieve true dominance,is by rejecting his manlihood and crowning himself as the dominant female girl,bowsette. for nearly an year,or maybe more, bowser has thrived under the guise of a girly human face as he continued to throw away his dignity to operate his onlyfans. and with many simps selling their souls for the half human half dragon bakery, bowser, who for a moment rejected his true identity for the sake of being known as bowsette actually believed he has managed to outsmart and outclass the hierarchy! but lo and beyond, bowser's former minions,those he left unemployed after his series of failures,have grabbed their hands upon the sex changing crown, and quickly and swiftly,the mushroom kingdom was overfilled with countless of onlyfans accounts of morphed thots attempting to race for the false dominance. the situation was dire, mario was too busy having an healthy relationship with princess peach and luigi was trapped in a mansion filled with bowsettes,unable to overcome his simply desires. wario was making bank on all the transformed thots,while walauigi tried to seize the opportunity of pretending he's not a simp in order to enter smash. and most importantly,our hero,bowser,or bowsette at the time, realized the hierarchy has come to take away his dominance once more. unwilling to accept defeat, bowser has terminated his onlyfans and removed any trace of his identity as bowsette and destroyed the crown who gave him the form he once believed to be his saving grace, and in a fit of envy and angst, summoned the legendary thotslayer,hakumen from blazblue to show the overwhelming number of thots in the mushroom kingdom the power of the white void,the power of the cold steel,the power of the just sword,who in blade in hand came forth to reap the sins of that world,and cleanse them in the fires of destruction! hakumen as arrived,the end has come for the era of thoterry in the land of fungi, in the form of an horrible bloodbath like never seen before. only few remained in the wake of hakumen's slaughter, some koopalings were deemed so pathetic, that hakumen didn't even bother killing them. hakumen has left the land,and immediately after mario and princess peach came back from their vacation in chirstmass islands to witness the horrible sight of slaughter in front of them. with peach passing out in pure shock,mario has entered a fit of rage and searched for the culprit. fortunately for our hero bowser,walauigi genuinely believed he was getting a call for smash after all these years,and proudly asserted himself in front of mario... only to become an assist trophy for all eternity. with his rage drying out and bowser sighing in relief, mario has took the mantle to save the lives of the unworthy,and perhaps educate them to continue in a different path,one different from the false sense of dominance they wished to strive for, and thus,dr.mario was born. one by one,the unworthy were cured by mario's impeccable skills,both physically and mentally, and despite his deeds being praised around the land,bowser shrugged over all the notion,and claimed that only betas help others,and doctors are nothing but weak girly men attempting to hide their lack of testosterone. this horrible claim of irony and hypocrisy was so intensely jarring, that the great gigachad,dr livesy and his two accompanying hyper megachads have took notice. but due to their chad energy,the three didn't respond in rage and anger,but in humor and a will to help and reform. dr livesy and the two hyper megachads have all made their honorable stride at once,reaping the fabric of reality itself and allowing them to move directly towards the mushroom kingdom (they did stop by to say hi to yukari yakumo of course). a second before bowser was about to let his simpish desire take over him once more as he allowed himself to be consumed by the horny, his gaming laptop has suddenly burst in fear,grew legs and ran away,as the gigachad trio finally reached their destination into his house. bowser in his mind wanted to protest,he wanted to fight,he wanted to make an outlandish claim he had no way to back up,but his heart knew deep down,that none of it would help in the face of dr.livesy. the good dr demanded to make an autopsy over bowser's ego nulled body has he examined the reason behind his atrocious levels of beta, and reached the diagnosis that bowser is simply insecure and affraid of socializing and changing, he lied to himself for too long that the only way to be alpha is to be a villian. dr livesy even saw the great,terrifying potential bowser had to become a world ending threat,but foresaw that bowser is truly too gentle to unleash such power. he could see that bowser himself never truly believed the lie that he is a villian, and only by rejecting the lie,bowser can become a true alpha. bowser protested,claiming that he was the one who started the thoterry movement and the one responsible for all the slaughterfest, and even expressed the regret of trapping walauigi as an assist trophy, but dr livesy rejected that, since bowser,unlike the many thots in the kingdom, could see that his thoterry was none but a farce and could make his way to redemption, and those slain by the blade of hakumen were meant to be slain, in order to experience a brief time in hell before revival,since only then they could realize the error of their ways. bowser didn't understand,how could they be revived? weren't they all astral finished to bits? that's where dr. livesy finally presented bowser his true destiny,and his true way to become an alpha, dr livesy agreed to educate bowser to become a doctor. bowser, after many years of lying to himself, decided that he can no longer afford this farce anymore,and realizing that no will never be an answer, complied willingfully to train under dr.livesy in the hyperbolic time chamber, even going so far as to take mr.popo's training,moving him up above popo's stool in the pecking order. after many frozen years,bowser returned,making the same chad stride dr livesy was known for,and began taking the corpses of the slain and healing them one by one. dr mario was shocked to see his former rival becoming the new savior of the mushroom kingdom,and princess peach even had a shred of a thought of leaving mario for bowser,but bowser could read her thought,and in a single look,turned her away from the path of betrayal,and asserted that he shall find true love in dignity,but first,he must save the people he has slain,and ensure that walauigi will enter smash

and thus,dr.bowser was born

you sure you don't mean the megaman X5-6 style? there's no 7th installment in the X series

Wash away the anger

colorsCrimsonTears responds:

Don't let her drown!
D:

I have no idea how but it feels like the picture is moving on its own

Please TELL me you're talking about the random not gammas in SA2 and sonic battle and not the gigachad ultimate E series robot

simply irreplaceable,a fine exhibition of the most qualified sonic character of all time.
jet may be able to fly with his wings,but what good do wings engulfed in pepsi would ever do?

YTP's never destroyed your humor,you're still in the process of comprehending the overwhelming artistic quality the good ones possess

you forgot candice..
wait does she count?

is he...trying to floss?
please tell me it's just my mind being corrupted by cringe

ChaotikJack responds:

Naw it’s supposed to be him doing that stupid Spoons Rattling dance

……flossing WOULD still be an effective method of terrorizing your neighbors to cringe however :U

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